Watch Me Fall

malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush

This is what I like to call my “it’s 930pm and I need to bike to the library to get research materials for a paper that’s due next week and attempt to look like a ‘real’ college student” look. (at The Pussy Palace)

This is what I like to call my “it’s 930pm and I need to bike to the library to get research materials for a paper that’s due next week and attempt to look like a ‘real’ college student” look. (at The Pussy Palace)

Good luck kid.

Good luck kid.

You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
Colors. (via princess)
i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

babastreisand:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

Why is mine so accurate?

I feel like this could be from Welcome to Night Vale and at the same time is extremely accurate.

Cultural appropriaton is like walking into someone’s house, stealing their lampshade and claiming it’s a hat.
anclrew:

one time i made friendship bracelets for my cat and i

Crying.

anclrew:

one time i made friendship bracelets for my cat and i

Crying.

Would it be rude to tell you that I don’t give a fuck and I’m tired of hearing about it? Would it be rude to say that I’m not jealous, I’m envious? There is a difference, check the dictionary, I don’t want you back, I want your words to stop. I know you don’t mean malice and don’t want to make me jealous or mad. But knowing you were the last one I had any meaningful connection with and now you’re falling hard again and I’m here wadding in the dating pool of Boise, leaves me dipping, breathing in mud, and waiting for it to fill every hole in my lungs.

4 orgasms in 10ish minutes…

And I’m still not satisfied. Too tired to continue. Too responsible to sacrifice sleep for more.